Physics...

It's a softball, so that means its hard.

Where's that found again?

Reference - Luke 24:John 6

I suppose...

Cubby 1 - Jesus is everywhere!
Cubby 2 - We're sitting on him.

Parental tactics...

When I get bigger and stronger like Jesus, I can have gum!

Yes...

Leader - How do we get into heaven?
Cubbie - By not smoking!

The basics.

There's no potty in heaven.