Something's missing

Leader-
Q: What's something on earth that's not in Heaven?

Cubbie-
A: There's no floors in heaven."

I can relate...

"My elbows aren't working so good..."

Can't hide from GodCam

"God tells the parents when we do something bad."

Makes Sense...

(for "pilgrim & Indian" night)

"I'm a Cowboy!"

Logic: Pilgrims & Indians; Cowboys & Indians

Basically...

God so loved the world that He gave His Son so that we believe in Him so... God have *mumble *mumble *mumble...

Head, Shoulders, Knees and what?

This is my "hold on to!"

On the 12th day, God created...

"It's a hippo-for-a-popper-miss."

The least of your worries...

Leader - "What happens if we don't eat?"
Cubbie - "You can't grow."

But of course...

Leader - "Next week it's pajama night!"
Cubbie - "You can't wear pajamas in public."

Disguise

"Actually, my real name is Bat Man!"

Weapon of mass...

"It's a super-canon laser sword."

A new take...

Leader: "Let's talk about road crossing safety."
Cubbie: "Never eat pepperoni pizza!"

Physics...

It's a softball, so that means its hard.

Where's that found again?

Reference - Luke 24:John 6

I suppose...

Cubby 1 - Jesus is everywhere!
Cubby 2 - We're sitting on him.

Parental tactics...

When I get bigger and stronger like Jesus, I can have gum!

Yes...

Leader - How do we get into heaven?
Cubbie - By not smoking!

The basics.

There's no potty in heaven.

Way back when...

"When I wasn't created, Daddy went to Jericho. A REAL picture of Jericho!"

Excuses

(When singing, "Lord's Army") "I left my horse at home..."

Personal Space: VIOLATED

"Don't touch my cheek with that icky long thing!"

Anatomy of, neck and neck?

"Pretend my neck is connected to your neck..."

Say again...

"I'm the oldest when I'm adult, grown up... I have a bunk bed."

It's definitely brass...

"Look, its a Trumpinit."

The blue dan "gube"?

"My 'gube' is when I stick my shoe into the hole."

Contemporary Christianity Today

(Asked: What will happen if I don't have my Bible?) "You tan't get into heaven."

D-Z

"I left my Abc's at home..."

Wipe that smile off your face...

(Asked: Where's your smile?) "I threw it at the monster!"

Grab the Halls...

"I didn't have a very good time (Christmas), cause I was throwing up."

To wax poetic...

"I got red, you got pinkish, rederish, pinkerish."

Call Barnum and Bailey...

"Its a sword sucker!"

WMD?

(Gun Reference) "That 'pow stick' has two points on it; it squirts water and jelley."

Clarification

"That books not a book, its a book."

Consumer expose'

"We were like, 'Uh oh, it's got poisen in it, we're never going to that store again.'"

Two in One...

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P E-I-E-I-O!

Parsimonious Solutions...

I had blood in my nose so I picked it out.